December 2010
LMFAO
illbeanowl:
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Bella: I trust you.
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Normal Person:
I am hot because I am fly.
yourmomisarepublican:
You are not because you are not.
That awkward moment when..
heyfeebs:
..you’re singing your heart out in the comfort and seclusion of your own room, and you’re all like: ..and then your rents/sibling/some other troll comes in, and then you’re like:
At 1 in the morning...
batmanzoee:
Normal People:
Tumblr People:
I hate when people are like "You laugh too much."
intoxicatedlove-:
It’s like BITCH AREN’T I ALLOWED TO FUCKING LAUGH?!
and then I remember that laughing is good for your health and I’m gonna live longer than that motherfucker.
I dream of the day when someone in the street...
emilyzmud:
shootingstarsandbrokenhearts:
oh my god I would shit myself and be like :DDDDDDDDDD…….. :’D
I would hug them and like half tackle them and be like :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
i. wish.
The face I make when an unbelievably stupid girl...
crazylittletwurp:
I walked through my house like...
uhxbrandyxwtf:
and my mom was just like
she mad.
I should really just date myself, I'm fucking...
That moment of panic when your crush says "can i...
zombiesailor:
oh my god
Reblog if you like boys in skinny jeans.
or out of them…
Reblog if you're on Tumblr every day, I want to...
iwannabeforeveralone:
violentsilence123:
wait people actually leave?
THAT gif .
when you accidently hit the backspace button and...
foreverintertwined:
that awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
alligatorjizz:
emilyamyf:
maknaejay:
i’m usually like
that gif is me exactly
yeah, pretty much
That stage in a friendship where you can start...
shesatrainwreck:
I hate when people look at my screen when I’m on...
How old is Spongebob? Well in the Spongebob movie...
-leahtard:
dillonlinesongs:
seaofsorrow-:
thtboysamonster:
mattiskindafunny:
iwillneverhide:
AND HE CAN’T EVEN DRIVE? FUCK, SPONGEBOB, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.
(via matthewhimself)
that awkward moment when santa comes and you're...
n-i-g-h-t-d-r-i-v-e:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
batteriesnotincluded:
hydrocannon:
A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since we all , at some point, are both male and female in the uterus, before the dominate gene takes over, the penis on a female and a male actually is the same. and once the dominate gene takes over for a male, the clit actually develops into a penis, so technically, when a girl says: suck my dick…..i guess its...
When you ask permission from your parents..
You’re like,
Then they turn their attention to you all like,
So you start off all like,
Then they say no and be all,
And you’re shocked like this,
Then they’re just like,
So you negotiate and be all,
So they allow you all like this,
Then they leave and you’re just like
Guess who's coming to my house tonight?
yourmumgiveshead:
The awkward moment when you want to follow the...
The amazing moment when you and your best friend...
and you just look at each other like
everyone is talking about the new login page..
katelizabeth:
and i’m just sitting here like:
you guys sign out?
There are two types of greetings:
Friends:
Best friends:
THE GLORIOUS MOMENT WHEN YOU'RE CUTTING WRAPPING...
katyperryismylover:
I feel like Jesus when this happens.
lmao
tumblr 2010: A year in review.
leafeeonnn:
mrgolightly:
The dashboards are alive with…
Sidenote:
A troll is born.
Sidenote:
Gay love saves the day.
Sidenote:
Saying goodbye is the hardest thing to do.
Sidenote:
Here a Franco, there a Franco…
Sidenote:
God save the queen.
Sidenote:
Smoke it if you got it.
Sidenote:
Ladies’ night is every night.
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